FUN & GAMES - Jokes
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Q. What do snowmen wear on their heads?
MR SMILEY ANSWERS...
Ice caps
Q. What is an ig?
MR SMILEY ANSWERS...
An Eskimo’s home without a toilet
Q. What do snowmen eat for lunch?
MR SMILEY ANSWERS...
Icebergers
Q. Where do snowmen go to dance?
MR SMILEY ANSWERS...
Snowballs
Q. What happened when the snow girl had a fight with the snow boy?
MR SMILEY ANSWERS...
She gave him the cold shoulder
Q. What do you get if you cross a snowman and a shark?
MR SMILEY ANSWERS...
Frostbite
Q. What do you call an Eskimo cow?
MR SMILEY ANSWERS...
An Eskimoo
Q. Which two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer?
MR SMILEY ANSWERS...
I C
Q. Where do snowmen keep their money?
MR SMILEY ANSWERS...
In a snow bank
Q. What do you call a snowman on rollerblades?
MR SMILEY ANSWERS...
A snow mobile
Q. How does a snowman lose weight?
MR SMILEY ANSWERS...
He waits for it to get warmer!
Q. What happens when you drop a snowball in water?
MR SMILEY ANSWERS...
It gets wet
Q. What did one snowman say to another?
MR SMILEY ANSWERS...
Can you smell carrot?
Q. What often falls in the South Island but never gets hurt?
MR SMILEY ANSWERS...
Snow